Owls and Penguins

Ok, new plan. George Michael AND George Clooney. Come back as, wait for it, “Glam”. #feelingwhamtastic

No moola this Christmas so I’m not buying my cat the huge climbing frame from petsmart. Instead I will turn the iMac G3 into a basket.

Screw password protection. These guys guard my fledgling novel. http://t.co/XUp0BoWo

RT @VeryShortStory: My bank slowly increased their fees day by day, siphoning off all my money. I didn’t notice until bank employees sta …

RT @neilhimself: So many beautiful and heartfelt birthday wishes that my black heart has been touched and I have decided not to destroy …

The Tales of Circus Girl and Tablet Boy http://t.co/rkeCRaXI

Tax and tea at 8am? That was an experience… #teadidnotfixit

RT @DaveGorman: Britain’s railways wld be rendered so much more civilised by the ready availability of implements that can adequately sq …

RT @Battlefield: Andy McNab, author of Battlefield 3: The Russian is doing an exclusive #BF3 Twinterview @waterstones 3pm UK on 03/11/11 …

William and Kate dolls in Hamleys… http://t.co/zjeKwaBQ

Nyan cat is still my ringtone and it’s still funny every time I get a text. #nyancat

Bit of Inception on the train home. Can’t go wrong. #bloodylovethisipad http://t.co/DHLo6R51

RT @VeryShortStory: I found an old photograph of us while cleaning out the attic. We looked so happy together then. It made me want to d …

RT @build_a_fire: Note to news outlets reporting on Amy Winehouse inquest: it doesn’t matter that she was 4 times over drink-drive limit …

RT @SethMacFarlane: The Bible confuses me sometimes, ‘cause I can never figure out which members of the family can understand God.